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May 28, 2012
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Avengers pick up lines:

  • Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
  • Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
  • Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
  • Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
  • Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.
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May 26, 2012
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May 26, 2012
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Fighting with my mom

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whatshouldwecallme:

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May 26, 2012
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copperbooms:

when i was younger i thought “peanut butter and jelly” meant like peanut butter and this

and i was so distraught because i was like why the fuck would anyone eat peanut butter with that and on bread none the less what is wrong with people and why is this such a popular meal then i learnt that jelly in america actually means jam 

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May 26, 2012
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art-of-tr0lling:

a moment of silence for the cameramen who died for these shots

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May 26, 2012
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  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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May 26, 2012
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May 25, 2012
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May 25, 2012
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